November 9, 2008
I have to admit when I thought of Jennifer Aniston in a three way I imagined it being with me and an Estonian Lap Dancer call Svetlana, but sadly that is not on the cards as she has two other guys chasing after her.
I can’t hold it against her though, she has been through her ups and downs over the last few years, so good luck to her! Go Team Jen!
November 3, 2008
Gemma Arterton
Gemma Arterton has said that although she is set to set screens afire with her Bond Girl in the new Quantum of Solace adventure, that her working class roots make her feel like riff-raff when hob-nobbing with the hollywood glitterati.
Bless her for being so down to earth. There is nothing wrong with a working class background, and Gemma gets monkey thumbs up from me.
October 31, 2008
Have you been watching Dead Set? Its a zombie flick, but set behind the scenes at Big Brother with Davina McCall playing herself and actually getting bitten! Its genius and unfortunately just goes to show how boring the normal Big Brother actually is! haha!
October 30, 2008
Cracking totty and FameMonkey favourite Vanessa Hudgens has just stepped up another notch in my estimation by revelaing that she does not regret the nude photos.
Good girl, neither do I 
October 24, 2008
Is it just me or do Lindasay Lohan and Samantha Ronson argue all the fecking time? I am starting to lose track with their on/off relationship, and why they are actually together in the first place!
October 20, 2008
Justin Gaston in Pants
As it turns out, that although Miley Cyrus has a boyfriend who is 5 years her senior… and an underwear model to boot, it turns out that they are not sleeping together…
Though quite why a hunky 20 year old underwear model would be in a sexless relationship is a bit of a mystery. Surely there are daughters of other rockers that could help his career.
Okay so I guess I am being a little cynical, but then I am FameMonkey so what did you expect?
Seriously though, does it not seem a little odd that he would put himself in the risky situation of being associated with an underage girl? Does this guy have no-one advising him??
If my knowledge of the US legal system is correct it will bejust over 2 years before she is legal… that’s a hell of a wait for a 20 year old model… watch this space! ha
October 17, 2008
It appears the hot recent lesbian Lindsay Lohan, and her bag of spanners boyfriend Samantha Ronson are to get married! Sources say that Ronson proposed to Lindsay Lohan with a £50k ring!
Blimey! Presumably Lindsay will return the sentiment at the next available opportunity; a gift that shows how much Ronson means to her, and will endure as long as their love… a signet ring from H Samuels and a packet of Monster Munch maybe?
The Pefect Match?
October 13, 2008
Kat von D strips off for PETA
Maybe PETA are terrorists, maybe they aren’t, i am not sure at this stage, but you have to admire them for getting various celebs to get their kit off for the cause. The most recent is Kat Von D, and I have t say she is looking good.
It’s just a shame that the people behind it aren’t quite as wholesome as the pictures…
October 10, 2008
Finding a picture of Victoria Beckham actually singing was trickier than I first thought
Brooklyn Beckham is showing promise with his musical taste, is seems that he does not like Victoria Beckham’s music. And well…
Oh are you going to make me say it?
Okay then! Who can blame him! Bless Victoria, but she was not even the best singer in the Spice Girls, it is a wonder that she managed to get a solo deal… Or is it? Maybe its just proof of how the music industry, if not society at large, prefers style over substance and the familiar rather than real talent in a shabby package, or risking on new acts.
Bad society! Naughty Society, go to your room!
October 7, 2008
It seems that the rock group Oasis had problems with a lunatic gaining access to their studio and threatening violence.
Yeah lads, he’s called Liam, he’s your lead singer! Ha-Ha!
Obvious, maybe but it still tickled me 
