Pete Doherty: Waster

So Pete Doherty and Kate Moss have split, again, and yet again Pete is whining about getting Kate back… hmm maybe you shouldn’t be such a smack head waster?

ahem! okay maybe a bit harsh, but still… reading about how he has been moaning, he is trying to replace one addiction with another, he really needs to get himself sorted before bothering with any kind of relationship.

This quote from Pete is very telling: “You don’t know what you have lost until it is gone”… erm you were going out with a supermodel… A SUPERMODEL!

SUPER MODEL

Tosser.

 

Kate Moss – Sex tapes?

To think this one almost got past me! I have good news and bad news…

Good news, there may be some Kate Moss Sex Tapes in the wild! huzzah! Bad News, they will be of her having sex with that bizarre herion freak, sorry, heroin chic, Pete Doherty!

yeurgh!! now there is an image I didn’t need.

 

Amy Winehouse? Amy Wine-Ho’!

Fame Monkey is quite a big fan of the crazy north London singer, but to be frank, when I articles telling me Amy Winehouse has been spitting on her fans, no amount talent can disguise the fact that she is a skank.

As she once sang “I ain’t got the time and if my daddy thinks I’m fine” – She was originally talking about going to rehab (which doesn’t look like such a bad idea) but maybe she should have been singing about good manners and respect.

And if your daddy really does think you’re fine, maybe someone should have some words with him!

Oy vey, Amy! This is no way to behave!