September 28, 2007
By a monkey! Hurrah!
It nearly escaped my attention, but one of my banana munching brethren has had enough and turned on the skanky good for nothing heiress; sadly she wasn’t as seriously hurt as some people might like, but even worse this probably won’t stop her sad spoilt brat ways, I mean who goes lingerie shopping with a monkey?
Still at least it gives us great headlines like Paris Hilton Attacked by Monkey!
August 7, 2007
The whole saga with Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton etc etc getting arrested and generally pissing about, what do their parents think? I can’t imagine they are proud!
I think a lot of responsibility for this dodgy behaviour rests with the parents, they clearly haven’t been brought up properly. Its not all about peer pressure, I have friends who actually turned up to a Chemistry practical exam drunk or stoned, and if there is anywhere where it is dangerous to be intoxicated, it is in a chemistry lab, but I didn’t go off the rails like some of them? Why? Good upbringing… let’s hope its not too late for them and they can learn something before they ruin the next generation.
I am not alone in my rant, singer Marc Anthony blames the parents too… of course if he is going to end up having kids with J’LO then we could see an interesting test of his character over the next few years!
July 17, 2007
Kim Kardashian, who? Well yes, if the deluge of “accidentally” released sex tapes isn’t enough, we get some from people we haven’t actually heard of… and don’t seem to be famous for anything else…
Okay so this is hardly breaking news, so why is Fame Monkey bothering with it?
Well a story about Kim’s Sex Chat with her younger sisters came to my attention this morning… Now I can understand making a private sex tape, I can understand it accidentally being leaked, I can understand leaking it on purpose… but what I don’t get is why, if it was so embarrassing, are you still bleating on about it a year later?
Remember that name again, it is Kim Kardashian, not Kim Cardassian, don’t think there are many Cardassian sex tapes out there, but some people do seem confused!
July 15, 2007
Save us all! Paris Hilton is apparantly ready to settle down and have children… oh dear, if you can think of someone else less suitable to motherhood please let me know, because I am struggling to think of one at the minute!
“I decided its time for me to grow up and take responsibility – and the best way to do that is to become a mother” – Paris Hilton
No Paris, surely it would be better to grow up and take resonsibility for yourself before you have a child! Dear God, I despair for the poor child already!
