By a monkey! Hurrah!
It nearly escaped my attention, but one of my banana munching brethren has had enough and turned on the skanky good for nothing heiress; sadly she wasn’t as seriously hurt as some people might like, but even worse this probably won’t stop her sad spoilt brat ways, I mean who goes lingerie shopping with a monkey?
Still at least it gives us great headlines like Paris Hilton Attacked by Monkey!
