Victoria Beckham: Mean or Sensible?

Apparently Victoria Beckham didn’t leave a tip at a restaurant! Shock Horror!!!

I have not however seen a report that the waitress deserved a tip! That’s the problem with the bloody Americans, they think everyone deserves a tip! Then how do you reward Exceptional service, or a very good attitude?

If the service is average, you don’t deserve to get a tip! If you get random extra money for being a slacker, what extra incentive is there for those people to excel?

I say good on you Mrs Beckham – make a stand! … Of course if you were just being a prissy diva, that is another matter…

 

Kelly Clarkson – Perfect Woman?

I just found a story about Kelly Clarkson, and I don’t know where to begin! She makes herself such an easy target, it hardly seems fair!

Just take a minute to read that article, and come back and see me when you’re done. I’ll wait…

Are we on the same wavelength here? She says she has only kissed five boys, because she is afraid of “mouth herpes” and because “it’s so personal”, but she doesn’t say anything about restricting the downstairs action! How many guys has she boinked? [ I can only assume that she has been watching too much pretty woman! ]

Sounds to me like it is more likely that you will get to slip her your cock than your tongue! Of course if she doesn’t like people being in her face, that leads to the obvious conclusion that the Texan lovely likes being taken from behind…

So she likes it doggy style, but none of that romantic gazing into each other’s eyes? Sounds perfect!

Get in touch Kelly, ruff ruff!!

 

Jennifer Aniston Says No to Friends Movie

I have some nice stuff to say!

The comedy series Friends was fantastic… well some episodes were, some were just very good… okay, yeah some were pretty ropey, and maybe it did go on a bit too long… ahem, what was I saying?…

Oh yeah, Jennifer Aniston has said no to a friends movie! Good for her really, it is a very brave move for an actor leave behind the security blanket of a hit show, and stretch herself by playing new roles… or at least playing Rachel Green in a variety of other films hehe

Damn, this was me trying to be nice… still erm good for her… time will tell to see if she will feel the same way if the Sex and the City Movie makes everyone a mint, and the roles for her start to dwindle as Sarah Jessica Parker and the gang take them…

Still though, good for her for sticking to her guns, Friends has had its time.

And Yes this is me being nice, take it or leave it