Jessica Biel Naked… well almost

Jessica Biel has agreed to bare her breasts and arse in her new movie. Good news for some, certainly, but it nearly didn’t happen because of contract negotiations and family concerns.

She plays a stripper in the new movie, but she was worried about her dad and brother seeing some of the good stuff. She said: “I definitely worry about how my family would react. You can’t help thinking about your dad or brother seeing something.”

Now FameMonkey can’t help but wonder why she just doesn’t say, “Look guys, you’re my family and I don’t want you too see my fun bits, so please don’t see the movie”… sure they would respect her wishes?

Wouldn’t they…?

 

Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home of Doom

I was a big Indiana Jones fan. Loved the Movies, a couple of the computer games were great, especially The Fate of Atlantis, and I even managed not to kill myself after accidentally watching an episode of the Young Indiana Jones.

I hold my breath for the next movie… and I know reports of Harrison’s fitness are promising, but I can’t help but be nervous…

Even if it turns out to be really good, it is still just another bloody sequel!

How about some new ideas Lucas? Or at least a Sam and Max Movie*!

* Okay I know… they probably don’t have the rights…. dumbasses!

 

Jennifer Aniston Says No to Friends Movie

I have some nice stuff to say!

The comedy series Friends was fantastic… well some episodes were, some were just very good… okay, yeah some were pretty ropey, and maybe it did go on a bit too long… ahem, what was I saying?…

Oh yeah, Jennifer Aniston has said no to a friends movie! Good for her really, it is a very brave move for an actor leave behind the security blanket of a hit show, and stretch herself by playing new roles… or at least playing Rachel Green in a variety of other films hehe

Damn, this was me trying to be nice… still erm good for her… time will tell to see if she will feel the same way if the Sex and the City Movie makes everyone a mint, and the roles for her start to dwindle as Sarah Jessica Parker and the gang take them…

Still though, good for her for sticking to her guns, Friends has had its time.

And Yes this is me being nice, take it or leave it

 

Britney Spears Fantasy – To Become a Waitress!

You heard that Right, Britney Spears has been after a job as a waitress, strange but true it seems.

Clearly the stress of being a internationally famous popstar is too much for her the poor thing as she slowly slides down through increasingly bizarre breakdowns that surely she is unlikely to recover from? (Then again, Mariah Carey is still with us… kind of).

This story does raise the delicious image that maybe one day you will walk into your favourite fast food joint, and have a polyester-clad-Britney ask if you want fries with that?

Of course all of this begs the question why she couldn’t have decided this 10 years ago, and saved us all a decade of mediocre pop and even less interesting celebrity whining and nonsense?

 

Camouflage for Anemics

Good to see Kat Deenings looking so healthy at the premiere of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Please someone get the girl some iron tablets and somewhere to sit down.

Of course, she nearly wasn’t spotted at all thanks to wearing that dress the exact shade of the carpet.

I think we should all give blood to try and help people like Kat with serious blood disorders

 

Sarah Jessica Parker: (not) under the knife (maybe)

Part of being a critic on any subject is to know when to say something nice. It adds balance and and indeed makes the cutting putdowns all the more sweet

So when I spotted reports that Sarah Jessica Parker is aging gracefully, I couldn’t help but admire her. Even Monkey keeps an eye out for the inevitable patches of grey fur, so it is impressive that someone with her financial means and media pressure would late nature continue without over the top surgical intervention

Okay I tried damnit!